In The Bush
by Caitlin Doyle

Here in the bush
who’d believe that
Here in the bush
we’re looking right at
      weapons of mass
      weapons of mass
In the bush a bin
laden with weapons of mass destruction.

Not in the hills
or holes in the ground
but in the bush
we’ve finally found
      weapons of mass
      weapons of mass
In the bush a bin
laden with weapons of mass destruction.

Not in a bunker
heavily manned
but in the bush
laden by hand
weapons of mass
weapons of mass
In the bush a bin laden
with weapons of mass destruction.

Here in the bush
we stumbled upon it
Here in the bush
with skull-and-bones on it
      a bin laden
      a bin laden
In the bush a bin laden
with weapons of mass destruction.